These are genuine injuries. I've got a deep cut from a broken tile. Meanwhile Adele is seriously swollen.

Not quite as bad:

Tin of tuna cut my finger open . Hope it tastes good for dinner at work thurs . JOLENE

Dropped an aircraft chock on my foot. Airport ben

Well a while ago i jumped from the second step of the stairs and landed right on my big toe which like snapped in half, then i bled on the floor,duvets and the stairs on the way to the bathroom. Anyway it came off eventually and its now stuck on my wall ;)

Stabbed my thumb with a fork wile washing up and had to pull the fork out, it was embeded that far in. Bled for half hour now cant bend my thumb. Lisa

I had a huge burn on my left arm I'm a chef so u have to just get on with it but useually if we cut out fingers we just touch our stove and burn the skin together. Natasha

These were just a small sample of the injuries sustained today. Plus the countless people who stood on upside down plugs with no shoes on.